You don't love someone because
they're beautiful. They're beautiful because you love them.
It's true you don't know
what you've got until it's gone, but it's also true you don't know what you've been missing until it arrives!!!
I ran into a stranger as he passed by,
Oh excuse me please" was my reply. He said, "Please excuse me too; I wasn't watching for
you." We were very polite, this stranger and I. We went on our way and we said good-bye.
But at home a different story is told, How we treat our loved ones, young and old. Later
that day, cooking the evening meal, My son stood beside me very still. When I turned, I
nearly knocked him down.
"Move out of the way," I said with a frown. He walked away, his
little heart broken. I didn't realize how harshly I'd spoken. While I lay awake in bed,
God's still small voice came to me and said, While dealing with a stranger, common courtesy you use,
But the children you love, you seem to abuse. Go and look on the kitchen floor, You'll find
some flowers there by the door. Those are the flowers he brought for you.
He picked them
himself: pink, yellow and blue.He stood very quietly not to spoil the surprise, You never saw the tears that
filled his little eyes." By this time, I felt very small, And now my tears began to fall.
quietly went and knelt by his bed; Wake up, little one, wake up," I said.
Are these the flowers you picked
for me?" He smiled, "I found 'em, out by the tree. I picked 'em because they're pretty like you.
I knew you'd like 'em, especially the blue." I said, "Son, I'm very sorry for the way I acted today;
I shouldn't have yelled at you that way." He said, "Oh, Mom, that's okay. I love you anyway."
I said, "Son, I love you too, and I do like the flowers, especially the blue."
Are you aware
that if we died tomorrow, The company that we are
working for could easily replace us in a matter of days. But
the family we left behind will feel the loss for the rest of their
lives. And come to think of it, we pour ourselves
more into work than into our own family, an unwise investment indeed, don't you think? So what is behind the story? Do you know what the word FAMILY means? FAMILY
(A)ND (M)OTHER (I) (L)OVE (Y)OU
(Forwarded by Helen Chan,Seoul Korea)
1. At least 5 people in this
world love you so much they would die for you.
2. At least 15 people in this world love you, in some way.
3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you, is because
they want to be just like you.
4. A smile from you, can bring happiness to anyone, even if they
5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep.
6. You mean the world to someone.
7. Without you, someone may not be living.
8. You are special and unique, in your own way.
9. Someone that you don't know even exists, loves you.
10. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes
11. When you think the world has turned it's back on you, take
a look,you most likely turned your back on the world.
12. When you think you have no chance at getting what you want,
you probably won't get it, but if you believe in yourself, you probably sooner or later will get it.
13. Always remember complements you received, forget about the
14. Always tell someone how you feel about them, you will feel
much better when they know.
15. If you have a great friend, take the time to let them know
that they're great.
(Forwarded by Juliet Caberte, Seoul korea)
| Sex In The Dark
There was this couple that had been married for 20 years.
Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light.
Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she would break him
out of this crazy habit.
So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming,
romantic session, she turned on the lights.
She looked down... and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated pleasure device... a vibrator!
wonderful and larger than a real one.
She went completely ballistic.
impotent bastard," She screamed at him, "how could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!"
husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly:
"I'll explain the toy . . . you explain the
(Forwarded by Sara Soderland, U.S.A.)
There were two nuns...
One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM)and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL).
It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.
SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants.
SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us.
SM: Oh,no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most? What can we do?
SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.
SM: It's not working.
SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only logical thing. He started to walk faster,too.
SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in
SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that
way and I'll go this way. He cannot follow
So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.
Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried about what has happened to Sister Logical.
Then Sister Logical arrives.
SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here!
Tell me what happened!
SL: The only logical thing happened.The man couldn't follow us both,so he followed me
SM: Yes,yes! But what happened then?
SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could.
SL: The only logical thing happened. He reached me.
SM: Oh,dear! What did you do?
SL: The only logical thing to do.
I lifted my dress up.
SM: Oh,Sister! What did the man do?
SL: The only logical thing to do.
He pulled down his pants.
SM: Oh, no! What happened then?
SL: Isn't it logical, Sister?
A nun with her dress up can run faster than man with his pants down.
And for those of you who thought it would be dirty,say two Hail Marys!
(Forwarded by Tracey Hughes,New Zealand)